Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
2020 sucks, I want a refund
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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