Got a toothbrush?
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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I forgot how hot balto sounded
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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