how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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