I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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