I don't remember. Are we still dating?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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