break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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