you mean i was at the winter classic?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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