I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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