We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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