wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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