We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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