she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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