is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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