People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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