she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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