But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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