Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
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Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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