Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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