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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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