Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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