So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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