No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
not ubering you a puppy
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He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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