I wish I only lived at night.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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