you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I am spending my child support on dildos
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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