Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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