we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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