Your tits are I can't wait for
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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