It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My vagina is officially offended.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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