is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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