either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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