So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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