What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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