i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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