nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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