Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I have fence marks all over my body
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize