Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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