guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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Watching her eat just hurts me
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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