what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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