why didn't you poke me back
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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