He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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