Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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