You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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