my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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