took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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