There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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