omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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