Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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