Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
We smell like vodka and hangover
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