Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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