I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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